The Headcrab Reviews: Diablo 3

So apparently I've been gone for a while.

It has nothing to do with Diablo 3 and being closed up with my computer playing 24/7 the new crack game from Blizzard. Of course not.

Anyway. I would like to take a moment to talk about the game. And by talk I mean bash. And by bash I mean talk.

So let's get to it.

Diablo 3 came around after a long 12 years have passed since Diablo 2. A long wait for a game that although successful, also had a few bumps.

Starting with the release. The game sold over 3.5 million copies in the first 24 hours of its release.

Now try and imagine 3.5 million nerds rushing the servers to play the game.

-It wasn't pretty-

The servers where not capable of handling that amount of users. So people got what they wanted. To play the game errors all over.

And that happened even if you wanted to play single player. Of course some may argue that people knew that would happen. And of course they are right. People that went to play the game and then complain about it when their Internet crashes are morons. Because they allowed it. They voted with their wallets. They let Blizzard do it and now they need to shut up and deal with it.

But it does suck. Because of some Auction House crap or whatever, every time my router decides "hey bro imma take a break k?" there goes the game. Puff. Try again.

And that's not all. After you pass the game on Normal, Nightmare and Hell (sweet names) you are served with Inferno mode. And it goes a bit like this:

Fun fun fun. Anyway back to the dungeon. The sun is burning my eyes and Diablo ain't going to kill himself.